being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
Anonymous asked: wwyd if-(old man comes in. pushes me off computer) FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!
Lmaoo wth where is this from?? It sounds so failiar
Anonymous asked: Umm I don't think you would be laughing if someone kicked in the nuts lol unless you have balls of steel lmao
Kicked :O I thought she said kiss! lol I wouldn’t be laughing I’d be on the floor crying
Anonymous asked: Wwyd if you walked in on your moma and dad having sex
Go cry in my room :’/
Anonymous asked: You will never grow up. Peter Pan never grows up. You are Peter Pan. But a sexy Hispanic version 😊
Muahehe Yessss! Everyone call me Graham Pan from now on >:O